Dr Martens Boots - Jadon MAX

The Chunky Goth Queens of the Boot World 👢🖤 Size 7UK - 🇬🇧 Ladies, if Cinderella had worn these to the ball, Prince Charming would’ve ditched the glass slipper and begged her to stomp on him instead. 😂😂😂😂 We’re talking chunky, unapologetically goth Dr. Martens — brand new, never strutted through a mosh pit, never kicked down the patriarchy (yet). The only marks on them are teeny scratches from storage, which honestly just give them “pre-seasoned badass” energy. You will need a job or hobby free life to find these, as they will take a little time to dredge up. I tried photographing every angle of these beauties. But what I can tell you is they have never been worn. The soles are still shining. ✨ Slip them on and instantly gain: ✨ Two extra inches of height ✨ A mysterious aura that says “I read poetry at midnight and I have a pet crow 🐦‍⬛ ” ✨ The ability to silence fools with one stomp 😂😂😂 These boots aren’t just footwear — they’re a lifestyle, a personality, and possibly a weapon (legal disclaimer: please don’t!). Buy them now, and prepare for your legs to look longer, your selfies to look cooler, and your exes to regret everything. 🤣🤣🤣 These are Brand New DMs, darling. This is not a Moroccan street market. Offers will be ignored faster than my gym membership emails. 😁 Check my other items. 🙏 #229